Thursday, June 17, 2004

Haircuts should not cost over $10...

..but that didn't change the fact that I finally went and paid an enormous price for my new doo. Truth is, my old barber moved to Staten Island (opened up his own shop) and I was left high and dry. For the last several months, I've been trying to find a new barber but each time I got my haircut, it was cut way too short. Each barber would rev up his electric trimmer and set it to a particular setting (7 I think) and in about 8 minutes of buzzing and swooshing sounds, all my hair would be on the floor and my cut would be complete. Sure, I was only paying between $10-15 but still..

So, a friend recommended his "stylist" to me who charges upwards of $44. Swallowing my pride, I went to give it a shot. After work, I went down to 14th Street in the west village to the Gina and Thomas Hair Studio. You can imagine my shock when, instead of immediately sitting down for the haircut, I was escorted over to a seat with a sink level with my neck. The haircut price includes a free hair-washing. I was a bit disappointed that a young woman was washing my hair instead of the really cute guy named Ian, who I have actually met before at an art gallery opening a few months back. However, she rubbed my head in this really relaxing kind of way, so I didn't mind (too much). ;)

Then, after my hair was washed and towel-dried, I was led to my stylist, her name is Lynn, who was definately very friendly. I was a bit disappointed that I was assigned to yet another woman in the salon (read, barber shop). However, she had that look that said, "Buddy, I am really good at what I do", so again, I didn't mind too much. (She also looked like she could take me in a fight, so I sat down right quick).

As I sat down, she draped the long plastic bib around my body. I noticed that my new expensive stylist didn't have an electric trimmer even near her. All she had in her possession was this razor like tool and a comb. The tool, is both a scizzor and a straight (no jokes please) razor. As she began, I noticed that Lynn was slicing (as well as cutting) my hair off. It was very interesting and quite different. We engaged in small talk; not too much yet also not too shallow. She asked what I did for a living and I told her I was a minister. She thought that was nice. She was curious how I knew Greg (the friend who recommended me to the salon and who is so truly fabulous, one would think immediately that he is a circuit dancing party boy instead of the vice president of marketing at Deutche Bank, which he is), as well as how I knew Affan, the image consultant at the salon (Affan is another really fab friend of mine).

So, Lynn had a few questions and seemed very interested to talk about issues of faith (she'd grown tired of the religion of her youth). I answered some questions she had about God and faith; and she seemed to appreciate it, saying that she would be very interested in coming to visit the church where I am called to serve.

We seemed to wrap up our conversation just as she was finished cutting (or slicing) my hair. Then, she rubbed some styling wax (yes, wax!) on my hair and whallah!, I had a new doo. And you know what? I really like it! I have been getting great comments on it and I am able to make it look more conservative when I have to do so, and yet, make it stick up when I am out and about. I am pretty excited even though with tip, my haircut cost me $50. I never dreamed of the day I'd pay that much. However, I guess its the cost of looking fabulous. (very big grin)

3 comments:

Paul said...

In Atoka (Southeastern Oklahoma...very similar to the backwoods of Arkansas - and not far from there actually) I was paying $10. Now, in Sapulpa (suburb of Tulsa) I am paying $16. Given that I have less and less to work with I absolutely refuse to pay for anything remotely "fabulous." I feel like I'm getting ripped off as it is.

Bo said...

You know, you might be able to save even more money if you purchased that hair cutting system that hooks up to your vaccum cleaner, I'm sure you've seen it- its sucks (your hair) up and then cuts it off. (Suddenly my mind is filled with all sorts of hilarious but inappropriate humor as I type this- I'd better stop and change the topic. heh heh)

Seriously, getting a haircut is just way too expensive. Now I understand why my mom used to cut me and my brothers' hair all the time. Has Vera ever thought about cutting your hair? A few years ago I dated a hairdresser (for a very short time)- he'd cut my hair for free. :)

Paul said...

Yes, you are referring to a Flowbee. You're not going to believe this, but a former roommate (just before Vera and I got married) had lost everything on top, so he asked his parents for a flowbee for his birthday - AND THEY GOT IT FOR HIM!!!

No, I really haven't talked to Vera about cutting it. I've seen what she can do to a chicken with a sharp instrument and I'd rather she not play with scissors like that.