Gifts for those who have everything...

You just have to purchase this mug that when a hot beverage is poured inside, turns all the states into blue states. What a day in paradise that would really be, right?

And, if you want a really special gifts, go here to purchase a mug that when hot beverages are poured inside, you can watch what happens to the Bill of Rights. You'll discover that many of them will fade away thanks to the Patriot Act.

Who are these funny and bright people who think of these things?!