A Friend's Creative Humor

A friend of mine posted this on his blog. I thought it is hilarious and wanted to share it with you:

Please pray for me. My scalp is going through a messy church split - and I don't mean a part. They seem to be fighting over the color of the carpet. The traditionalists want to stay a sandy blonde because, well, that's they way things have always been. The others are arguing for white because I guess it looks more sophisticated or something.

Many have left altogether. I suspect they've become non-denominational. Others have begun congregating in my ears and they must be quite evangelistic because they seem to be multiplying at a rather healthy pace.

So far I've been able to keep them off my back.