Tuesday, March 08, 2005

It's all about the weather

Last week, it snowed 10 inches in 10 hours. Yesterday it was 60 degrees here in New York City. Two hours ago it was 50 degrees in New York City. Now, its 37 degrees. By the end of the day, the temperature is supposed to plummet to 5 degrees. The wind chill is being estimated in the negative double digits.

No wonder people say, "You New Yorkers are sick people!" Sure, non-New Yorkers are referring to our appreciation of art and human dignity, but we New Yorkers just nod our heads in agreement and say, "Dang right we are, if you lived here, you would be too."

And that is how we confuse folks, fuel their anger and self-righteous indignation, and generally piss them off. They think we're talking about our morals, and we're just talking about the weather.

4 comments:

Paul said...
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Bo said...
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Bo said...

You mowed your lawn?! Holy Cow, that's amazing! Who'd've thunk I'd be missing Oklahoma weather THAT much?

Bo said...

Whoops- I accidently deleted your comment when I went to delete one of the two comments of the same wording. The editing/deleting button got confusing. Sorry about that.